As you know, yesterday was Vale-... ahem... Single's Awareness Day and the past few days leading up to it have been RIDICULOUS!
If you didn't know, I work at a grocery store and it has been hectic this WHOLE past weekend. I'm SICK of hearts and cards, and possibly the color red altogether. It's disgusting.
Okay, so maybe I feel that way because I've never had a Valentine. That's right, laugh it up you guys. I'm a Valentine Virgin.
Anyways, It's not a fun experience to see all of these people exchanging gifts, laughter, kisses even (get a room) while all you can do is sit there and watch all of this happen.
Would you like to know what i got for Single's Awareness Day? A giant piece of chocolate... from my mom. Granted, it's a kind gesture, but it's not exactly the most comforting thing to know that your MOM is your Valentine.
Here's a picture of the giant chocolate.
Oh wait, is that an empty bottle of Captain Morgan? What a coincidence.
3 comments:
Okay, the last line cracked me up.
If you can't pout on your blog, where can you pout? Hopefully you aren't too disgusted by the color red, because I'm not changing my hair color, haha.
I know how you feel. Real talk.(okay, I'm not black. But I can pretend right?)I hated, HATED yesterday. My mom got me a few lip rings. But next year we should be each others valentines. Or maybe we should create our own day just for us:))
lol I totally agree amber!
and Jen, of course, your hair is the one exception to the Red Rule ;)
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